(Post dedicated to Jug Suraiya, my favourite Indian philosopher)
Hasina
Hasina. She wears a burkha. Coz, her abbajaan wants it that way. She has streaked hair. Her abbajaan doesn't know (she always has her head covered in his presence. Her abbajaan wants it that way). Of course, she has education, but Urdu-medium and had English as a subject in the final two years of schooling.
But when she sits with her boyfriend Sandesh, on the last seat of the BEST bus, arm in arm, even the driver of the bus knows what fun they had on their Lonavala weekend-trip. Abbajaan thinks she has gone with Shabana, which is partially true; they do travel together. But Shabana is 'with' Deepak.
Now, Hasina and Shabana went to the same Urdu medium school where they had English as a subject in the last two years of schooling; but aren't really friends. They need each other to go out with Sandesh and Deepak (respectively, (respectfully?)).
"See, my Fatherdear won't accept this 'chakkar' and I do not want to hurt him and Motherdear. Our society and our condition have given them enough troubles." So she has decided to have her fun, be 'with' Sandesh, who gives her a lot of love and imitation jewellery. In return, she is the perfect girlfriend that Sandesh could have. Sexy, submissive and NOT pestering him for marriage once he "gets permanent on his job." The best two years of his life (personally).
Hasina will be married to Abbas, from Rizvi College. She will have to pretend that she has not been 'with' anyone before. She and Sandesh have had this pillow-conversation in Lonavala. "Just enact how you actually felt the first time. It's a matter of the first few days (ahem!). He won't even come to know!"
She does just that. The first-timer confusion & anxiety on face when she is 'with' Abbas, from Rizvi College, could win her an Oscar. Abbas, from Rizvi College, smiles. Hasina smiles too, lekin mann mein.
She does not know that Abbas, from Rizvi College, has had the same pillow-conversation with Sandhya in Khandala.
10:24 AM
i like your blog (i havent read it..hahaha i just like the "look") .its cool. But I think you should change the point size. :) top
4:37 PM
f=drawn frm ur own exp?? top
11:29 AM
"oooooh, I am anonymous... oooh I can say anything... oooh I am going to leave a reply to this now..." top
5:53 AM
me likey likey lots... a refreshing refresher from bad-ass cramps. thank you schazeb! lots of love, babe :D top
7:42 PM
hey Janki,
thanks.
when do we get to read your blog. or should i call it the Macblog, or iblog?
Sahar,
I am blushing. lots of love to you too. top
7:14 AM
oh, I just realised... you know this is Mirchii na? not just some random chick hahahahahaha! :p top
5:35 PM
Saharchi,
You think I distribute my love to random chicks?
(hope Viren does not answer that question!) top
3:18 PM
you better check my latest... it's to you!
-Saharchi :p top
5:06 PM
Story is common, but the new template is interesting.
IIM se copy kiya kya :)
Difficult to read I would say.
Technical Analysis of new version of Mental attic:
Owner casual from outside; deep & complex from inside.
Struggled with all black and little white top
1:19 AM
abbey gaurav,
According to your technical analysis, the BSE Sensex should have touched 11,000 in March-April!
What happened to that? top
12:02 AM
Nice new look!
And Schazeb, I second that! Just how do you explain what happened, Gaurav? I actually lived under the illusion that I knew more than the rest of the market for 3 months... top
11:41 AM
** Never give your advice for free.
**Especially, a financial advice to a friend.
If you have some time to spare go to Yahoo finance, take the BSE historical data.
You will find that BSE sensex lost around 2000 points between Feb and March. As far as i remember i suggested that possibly there will be a decline.
Currently sensex is around at the same level as it was in Feb. For 3- months investment one gains nothing but inflation. If fixed deposit were there atleast i would have got 3% in that period.
Still I would say i was wrong as i gave my advice without charging any fee.
:) top
9:05 PM
a story str8 out of kohari mohalla. top
7:31 PM
hey.. your blog looks very neat.. :)
nice post.. good that all have their priorities sorted out..
as for gaurav's Technical analysis..
the owner was always casual from outside, but not so,from inside..
take care :) top
11:21 PM
I wrote again... am in India yaar, leaving, phone number toh de do! top
3:47 PM
Hey Sahar,
Take it from Shreya or mail me at barkingatthemoon@hotmail.com and i will send it there. When you leaving? top
3:48 PM
readership,
we love you. top
1:18 PM
and i love you too... top
11:00 AM
http://www.maths.mq.edu.au/~wchen/lnlafolder/la01.pdf top
7:43 PM
Nice article dear Kohari.
Applications of mathematics very interesting top
9:36 PM
hey! i can blog from work!! cool na!!
:) top
10:35 PM
The story of so many of them and so many of us.
Nice different look of the blog top
1:19 AM
hey.. reading you .. .after very long... pleasurable as always!!
what can one say.. i somehow don't want to believe.. this is true.. or applicable to us.. but maybe i am wiser than to say that? top
8:01 PM
cool look bro! top
12:46 PM
Thanks for telling my story shahzeb... For me,it was never a question of the existence of the issue but the reasons for it..
why could'nt we go any where?
We call ourselves educated, liberated and broadminded individuals... but the image breaks down when we even look beyond the boundaries of caste let alone the walls of religion... As you would be reading this, -shabana, i want you to know that i love you very much and i always will. top
12:20 PM
gulp.
Yes 'Deepak',
Thanks for visiting. Need I say how much I love you? take care top
1:40 PM
I really appreciate your kindness, but how would i know? you never said anything...
read your other blogs.. real good stuff.. write some more on them..
and take care. top
6:09 PM
Jug Suraiya has written some very interesting blogs and I await to read his opinions on Lok Sabha as it progresses.
I am using http://www.demotix.com/loksabha to keep updated.
Have you guys had a look? top
11:33 PM
Who knows where to download XRumer 5.0 Palladium?
Help, please. All recommend this program to effectively advertise on the Internet, this is the best program! top